Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Royal We, "Nagging Bitches"


           Saeta laughed. We were lost and hopelessly so. Nyckolai scowled as the reigns tightened causing the carriage to jerk to a halt. His eyes full of blame as he stared into the emptiness of the four walls. We were lost and to make matters worse, we were lost together.

           “I should have never listened to you, I knew you would find some way to ruin my day… you always do”, Nyckolai spat as he yelled from inside the carriage, placing the silk ribbon delicately inside his book and snapping it shut as he reached for the door. Saeta smirked as she heard him fidgeting with the door. He didn’t know that she had purposely blocked it and the idea of his growing frustration, tickled her gingerly.

           “Perhaps then you should have “driven”,” Saeta mocked, as she wiggled in her seat, hearing Nyckolai begin to bang on the door. Saeta’s snake like eyes glinting for the moment as she slid from the seat, hitting the ground with a squish, scowling as she ran her nails along the door. “Now now, such profanity, is that any way to talk..to your..dear..friend?” her tone was hard as she unlocked the latch watching him spill into the bog.

            “You’re a right dizzy cunt,” Nyckolai said, stating the more than obvious. “Why did we stop? Are we lost now …” he paused looking down at his pants and shoes now covered with mud, moss and visceral looking roots. “Great and we’re covered in forest.”  Nyckolai looked around, trying hard to figure out where we were. Through the trees he could make out nothing more than shadows and trees, abandoned and broken wavering in the wind.

            “Well what shall we do then?,” Saeta smirked as she walked around front, running her fingers along the slick leathery skin of the creature that was pulling them. Her eyes flashing in the moonlight, slitting as Nyckolai clicked a small light in his hand.

          “I guess we need to turn around, find an alternate route, or call it a day.” He snorted as he lifted himself up on the step of the carriage, kicking mud and muck everywhere as he tried to clear his shoes off, wiping at his pant leg with his kerchief.

            “We can’t head back now.” She hissed as she grabbed hold of the reigns, hopping back up into the seat. “We have come too far and are too close to call this quits. Beside, this is the party of the year and I demand on crashing it. Why else would we be in this predicament?” she scowled as she surveyed from uptop, clicking the reigns hard pushing the creature harder with each movement trying to get the carriage unstuck and around the deep sinkhole.

              “This isn’t the first we have missed and this is sure not to be the last, Saeta," Nyckolai said as the carriage broke free from its sticky disposition a small popping sound as the wheels peeled themselves from the mud. “Besides, we have better things we can be doing back home.”

            “Well at least Nyckolai does” she thought as she grumbled through gritted teeth, taking them off the path and slowly making their way backwards.

            Nyckolai didn’t respond to the loud ruckus Saeta was causing in her seat as they returned. He knew how badly she wished to have caused a scene at the party. But there will always be another grander party, we will look back on that night and realize that when we got home he was forced to regret every nagging decision he made that night from now till eternity.

Word Count: 600

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